Thursday, December 15, 2011

FunJen:  I think I have shoulder cancer
Me:  WHAT???
FunJen:  my shoulder hurts really bad
and i cant lift my arm
or push things
Me: you dont have cancer. stop that
FunJen:a degenerative joint contition that will result in my arm falling off
i dont know if i'll be able to run with one arm
I'll probably fall down
Me:  i'll hold you up.  and give you an arm
i am an organ donor
I think I aggrivated a pre-existing condition last night when I made ginger snaps
i wont wait til death. i'll give you anything
with the mixer
because I dont have a kitchenaide mixer
so I had to hold it myself
you can have mine...and my arm.
you need your arm to pick up your kid

No comments:

Post a Comment